Chris and Jane Go To Saratoga Springs (That’s in New York. Not Florida.)

Hey guys,

Just be clear, we went to Saratoga. Not Sarasota. Which is, unfortunately, what I mentioned to our friend Jimmy who used to live in Sarasota. Jim was so excited for us that he wrote back a long email filled with suggestions of places to visit. Top on that list for me would have been the 10th floor window of the County Administration Building (AKA his former office). Oh well, some other time perhaps. And, thanks again Jim. Really sorry about that.

In any case, here are some photos I took of our recent journey to upstate New York.

First, there was this dog who reminded me of our niece Enzo. Very cute dog. It was rainy drive but it wasn’t a long drive by Iowa standards.

And this is the view from our room. As I’ve already mentioned to some of you, that “Farmers Market” sign is a Pokéstop. So, that was cool. Honestly, how does anyone get anything done in their life when they live so close to a Pokéstop? It was an endless supply of ‘mons, ammo and battery for my cell phone. I really got wrapped up in that stupid game.

And, because Saratoga is such a tourist mecca in mid-April, Chris was able to score us a King Suite for literally ten bucks more than the conference rate. The room was big, I’ll give it that, but it seemed as if it were missing some of its furniture. It was sparse.

Here’s Chris watching Rachel Maddow on the TV.

And here is Chris trying to read the on-screen channel guide on the TV. Fortunately, I’d thought to bring the binoculars.

Anyway, enough about the room. It was fun and lovely. And if it had been warmer we probably would have sat on its balcony.

Here’s a view of a couple of old hotels along the main drag. The city is not big. It might be about the size of Northampton.

Did I mention the cold? It flurried on and off the entire time we were there. And it was windy. But, better than rain or drizzle I guess.

Saratoga was first settled by white people in the late 1700’s. In 1792 its first spring was found and that’s when things started to take off. It became a summer destination for Southerners moneyed enough to escape the heat of the south. [Note: The first spring was Congress Spring, not Columbian Spring, but I don’t have a photo of Congress Spring. I do have a photo of Columbian Spring. Columbian Spring is now plumbed with treated city water.]

In 1832, the springs and spas garnered so many visitors that the town got a train stop. And in 1847 Saratoga hosted the New York State Fair. Enter horse racing.

Saratoga had lots of references to horse racing, stuff to buy, things to see, but I just couldn’t get myself to care. Everything about horse racing seems sketchy to me. I mean, even the jockey doesn’t look happy.

Anyway, moving on, what does horse racing begat? Why, gambling, of course. Cue the casino. Again, it was just really hard for me to give a damn. This is the first casino built in Saratoga and it is now a museum but I didn’t go in. Maybe I would have if it had been raining but it wasn’t raining. (BTW, the casino is now also a Pokégym.)

An aside – these pictures I found of the museum remind me of the diorama set up in Old Man Twickum’s House in Gilmore Girls episode “To Live and Let Diorama.” Tempting as that was – still not enticement enough to go inside.

I did like the dogs though; a couple of Dachshunds resting on either side of the steps. The breed seems an unusual choice.

This particular spring was interesting. So much so that I walked back to it with Chris in order to share. The water here is described as, “a highly-carbonated water of an Alkaline-Saline flavor noted for its high mineral content and renowned as a digestive curative.”

It sure was bubbly. I’ll give it that. It sputtered out of those taps. But I think I’d have to be feeling pretty ill in order to consider it a cure to anything. I mean, it stank like rotten eggs.

And back to the hotel. We stopped along the way and bought Thai food for dinner. Have I mentioned the weather?

Oh and speaking of cold weather – here’s a bonus photo of me playing Pokémon on Community Day here in the Woo. That’s me in the yellow shoes.

I had fun. I caught lots of “sheep.” But I think best of all is that I had an excuse to wear that hat out in public. Normally, I only wear it when I’m shoveling the driveway.

And that’s it everybody!

I ordered two egg sacs of praying mantises today because, in theory, spring is right around the corner, the tomato plants will arrive and bugs will begin to fill the garden. : )


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5 Responses to Chris and Jane Go To Saratoga Springs (That’s in New York. Not Florida.)

  1. says:

    Thanks for the tour of Saratoga, very interesting.          circa 1937 (your dad was 8 or 9 then)

    I hope you are right about spring being just around the corner.                Love, AJ

  2. Cynthia says:

    Great tour, Jane, of all the things we (who were sitting in meetings all day) didn’t get to see. If I were a racing fan, I might be tempted to go back. But I’m questioning the dachshund. Really bad sculptor if that’s what they were supposed to be. LOL I enjoyed, as usual.

  3. Liz Chilton says:

    Thanks for sending this well written piece on your trip. You really write well. Entertaining, informative, cheerful outlool, well paced and even some photos. Perfect.
    I enjoyed the length of the trip by Iowa standards. You do make Saratoga sound like an interesting, historical city, even if those activities and places are of no particular high interest to some. I always sort of wondered if seeing a springs would be watching water bubbling up from the ground in one spot. No, apparently it bubbles out of faucets of city water! Liz

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